The Coffee Snob

Posted on April 5, 2015April 5, 2015 Posted in Finances, Humor, LifeTagged addiction, Broke, budget, coffee, Creamer, finances, goals, habit, Hipster, Humor, Judas, Money, Mr. Coffee, Ritual, Snob, Starbucks, Sugar Daddy, WriterLeave a comment

I started brewing coffee at home in 2013 because A: I don’t have to put on pants to get it; B: I don’t have a sugar daddy to fund my Starbucks habit (goals). Being the creature of habit that I am, I have a very systematic approach to my coffee making process. I do not change said process and had no desire until my beloved coffee maker died on me last week, which has forced me to put on pants and drive the ever so long half mile down the street to Starbucks.

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California Dreamin’

Posted on July 15, 2014 Posted in Humor, LifeTagged Beach, Beach Boys, California, Funny, Hollywood, Home, Humor, Las Vegas, Santa Monica, Sugar Daddy, Tourist2 Comments

I took an impromptu day trip on Saturday to one of my favorite places ever, Santa Monica!!!! I don’t know what’s up with that place, but I absolutely love it. It’s hard to explain, but I swear the California air makes me different; in a good way of course.

Santa Monica!

The trip was definitely a recharge to the batteries for me. These hot summer days in Satan’s Buttcrack are driving me a little batty. I do miss living in my home state and eventually I’ll make it back there. All I need to do is find a rich old guy… 🙂

I had to get a tourist-y picture in, 😉

Taryn Was Here

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The Coffee Snob

California Dreamin’